If Victoria Beckham had known the quality of bandage available to patch up wounds, there is no doubt that David, following his run-in with Sir Alex, would have been sporting the latest in gauze technology. US scientists have come up with a gauze that acts just like a scab and biodegrades as the wound beneath heals. A warning to vegetarians, though - it is made of extracted proteins from human or cow blood. Natural scabs everywhere are dreading the product coming on the market and rendering them useless.
It seems that bad breath isn't just caused by smoking, garlic, or one too many chicken tikka massalas; it's all about the bugs that live at the back of your tongue. A study in the US suggests that bad breath is associated with the bacteria on the back portion of the top of the tongue. There are good bacteria which prevent bad breath and bad bacteria which cause it, according to the Boston dentistry experts.
The death of longtime Coronation Street resident Alma Halliwell brought some good to the world. The high-profile soap storyline of her death from cancer led to an additional 14,000 women seeking smear tests. Andy Howe of the Greater Manchester strategic health authority said that all but 200 of these were rescheduling appointments which they had missed or were bringing appointments forward. But he told the British Medical Journal: "The large increase in the number of smear tests led to a strain on local laboratories ... We also found that many women were prompted to attend for a cervical smear test because the storyline made them worry."
If you have ever wondered why some people get bitten to pieces by midges and others escape, you will be pleased to know that Scottish researchers are going to find out. The University of Aberdeen group intends to use the findings to develop a repellent that works with the body's chemicals on the basis that some people already have natural repellents.
And for patients out there who have ever wondered what harm mobile phones could possibly do if used in hospitals, here's the answer: nothing that has been proven to be harmful. Imperial College researchers have called for a review of their ban after 10 years without any research into the alleged dangers. The new generation mobiles interfere with the equipment even less, they say.