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A wee poem .Just for a pre op laugh.

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attractac

Arthritis here to bite us

Doctors medics here to fight us.

You're too young to get the op

Wait till you're 90 and ready to pop.

Ibuprofen, glucosomine cocodamol too

Be careful of the last one , it could stop your poo.

Brocolli and curly kale that's the latest fad

At least they'll get you moving and that cannot be bad.

They may not stop you being stiff, but they will definitely make. you whiff .

Operation here I come

Take this pain out of my bum.

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