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Name your 'Gammy' bit - The Return Part 2.

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archemedes
archemedes

This is part two of Name your 'Gammy' Bit which is an extension of the existing page where you can list your health problems and moan about them, tell some jokes and have a laugh, and revisit old times whilst putting the world to rights

 

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  • archemedes
    archemedes

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    Hello there everyonemust be on the crest of a record here because we are now approaching 120 replies to this thread.......meaning that it is getting a bit too unwieldly. So, in common with thread one we now have another one, namely

    Name your 'Gammy' bit - The Return Part 3 arrowarrowarrowarrow

    So please feel free to use it.

     

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      This is getting really epic; there might be a film made of it! Get your point, onto the next chapter. 
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Who is going to say with a sulky pout of bright scarlet lipstick , "tomorrow is another day"?
  • GeorgiaS
    GeorgiaS archemedes

    Posted

    Three men, George, Les and ArchRod decided to have a funniness battle so they went into the countryside to see what was amusing.

    George saw an eagle that accidently flew into a tree and said 'You'd think a bird of that size would have better piloting skills.' The eagle heard him and a lovely little white bomb that landed on a massive eyebrow.

    Les noticed that a sheep had fallen on its back and couldn't get up again and joked 'You'd think sheep would have better designed legs. That's just baaaaarmy!' The sheep was not amused because she was called Victoria.

    Rod the arch, meanwhile, was looking around for something amusing to quip about when Tis, appeared through the trees and drove him over in her tractor. She rushed to him and said 'I'm so sorry archRod, I didn't see you there!' In his dying moment he looked up with a grin and said 'That's alright, I just looked up your skirt!

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Boys will be boys even to the very end surprised 

      My sister-in-law storms, don't they ever grow up? 

      Not  if you mean," don't they ever turn into women."

    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      you only have to watch last of the summer wine to see the differance this show spells it so clearly .women are the carers the doers man go to work and provide the money for which to do

      .and like making babies once they have done there bit they think they can lay back and scratch them self or like in the summer wine go out to play 

      theres to many great one liners in this show .  ivy in the cafe with her hubby ,he says why is it that you dont think very much of me ,until someone eles shows an interest in me, ivy replies , because you may be a great big dollop but your my big dollop . 

      compo by  the heck that dont alf clear your sinuses ,after ivy bashes him on the head with a tray .

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