8 inch balloon stuck up my rectum

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Hello people, I am a 17 yo dumbass(guy btw) that tought it would be a good idea to explore his sexuality, and as you can see from the titlw it didnt really end all that well.

Long story short, i took a long ass balloon, filled it with water and buttered up my a**hole aaaand its gone.

What the f**k do I do? ER? Any way to avoid anybody knowing about this? Will it come out by itself?

Im literally panicking and dont know what to do

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    Don’t know if you’ve done anything about it yet but if you have not passed it yet , probably going to have to go to er. Just to be safe. Don’t be embarrassed, they’ve probably seen worse. 
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    If laxatives and lots of fruit haven’t helped, go to hospital.
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      Well somethinf resembling it came out, but instead of it being rubber it was more like a tissue. It couldnt have been broken down by anything in the colon, could it? I also took 1000mg of magnesium citrate, but that couldnt have formed into this, could it?
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      Your colon might have broken it down.  However, I am not a doctor so I can’t give you an exact answer.  I would see your doctor or go to hospital to get proper help.
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