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A new and nicer revovery exercise

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mic71403
mic71403

Had a seasonal  exercise idea:

Log fire, nice rug, glass of wine, lovely person you adore.....

lie down, slowly remove clothing, look into their eyes, and the exercise will very naturally occur.

later.....

fall asleep, having burnt off 4,000 calories

good idea?

mic

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  • joy92223
    joy92223 mic71403

    Posted

    Sounds like an amazing idea, might have to give it a try!!

    X

  • deborah26839
    deborah26839 mic71403

    Posted

    Wow, 4000 calories? Of course I might burn off a few crawling to the nearest piece of furniture and pulling myself up!! That might be an everlasting site😧
  • maggie93798
    maggie93798 mic71403

    Posted

    One of the best, provided they help you get up from the floor afterwards!
  • derek76
    derek76 mic71403

    Posted

    One year the Sun suggested that you have sex after every mince pie on Christmas Day to burn off the calories.

    Awkward as we had someone coming for Christmas dinner. We got him to take the dog out a few times:-)

    I don't think that I could eat seven mince pies nowadays and yes we did have a log fire.

     

    • deborah26839
      deborah26839 derek76

      Posted

      Guess I'm totally out if luck, no mince pies here....pumpkin might work or sweet potato pie.....I guess it wouldn't matter but quite frankly after a big meal sex is not on my mind. Haha
    • ruth39320
      ruth39320 derek76

      Posted

      Oooh champers now that's what the Dr ordered !!
  • mic71403
    mic71403

    Posted

    hi Deborah,

    Interesting name for my new exercise, 'sex'...wonder if it will catch on?

    Mx

  • mic71403
    mic71403

    Posted

    P.S. This is a version of this exercise for those on their own tonight. Same rules, but lying on rug on own simply imagine peter or katie, or both, are on the rug next to you.

    works almost as well, tho only 2,500 calories burnt off

    Mic

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    • derek76
      derek76 mic71403

      Posted

      The men can order a blow up doll and the ladies the electronic device of their choice but be careful it may blow the lights as well as their minds.

       

  • Gossip
    Gossip mic71403

    Posted

    Oooooh that sounds like a great plan. Good luck with getting up off the rug. I'm 10 weeks post rthr & 6 weeks to lthr in January & can't see myself being that gymnastically nimble for a good while yet. But looking forward to those days again 😄😜
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