A week to live healthily; what would you do?

I think my heart's giving out from laughing! I've been ill for so long I'd forgotten what rampant sex is!!!!! Kudos 

well you did ask and i am only being honest 

i could do with a bloody good rogering 

but have to manage with a cup of tea and a biscuit 

not the same 

Hehehe you're so funny! 

My friend Roger, who had ME, said he knew he was getting better when he was able to make love to his wife again. And it must have been really good rogering because he's called Roger! 

its nice to know that some people get better from ME.

iv not heard of anyone getting better with fibro except 

with expensive courses 

Find out what's in those courses without paying for them?

To add, because most courses work on a major principle and add loads of frills etc so they can charge a lot for it. 

mine is going back for a refund ,its just another dissapointment thats all 

It's a learning experience!

I came back to add that these people get rich praying on sick people by offering false hopes.

well there not in it to make them self poor .

but it only works because people are desperate to get well 

if doctors gave more time to patceints and listened more 

people wouldnt be so sick

but it hurts so much ,because if we didnt want to get better 

and we were slobs like alot of people think then we wouldnt be trying so hard to get well ,so each time we get a knock back its such a dissapointment its hard to remain positive

Yes, if doctors had more time to give and hours to do research but they don't. I don't blame doctors, apart from ignorant nasty ones, which I've had the unfortunate pleasure of dealing with. 

like iv said before ,i can remember going to the gp in my youth and mid to late 20s , and before i got to say anything ,the tongue presser was in and i was saying rrrrrrrrrrrh at the same time he would be taking my pulse 

then he would stand behind me and feel my neck, 

then sit down pull down my eyelids and check my finger nails .

then he would always ask hows your works .

1s and 2s all sounds alot 

but they were so expert at it it took minutes  and all of it was a very good indecater of health problems.

Yes it does sound strange, are you thinking of parachuting on top of your wife?  I hope you have a good aim. 

It's lovely to see you too because I was thinking about you early this morning and wondering how you are. 

So you think two women going through terror and injury for charity is hilarious Les? Ok it sort of is a bit. Hehehe

It was funny at the time, our friend that turned around on her rope was screaming and looking at the whole of Gloucester "A nice bird's eye view!"! lol

Me, apart from being strangled by the Neurology Physiotherapist this afternoon is not too bad. I got to stretch some muscles twice a day for the next week. A normal physio I can tolerate, but a Neurology one works on whole different levels.

I even said excuse me but I cannot do the "splits" at my age!! lol 30-45mins and I'm done for! lol

Wow they're so brave! I scream if I see a slug on my kitchen counter. 

And you are too with everything you have to endure; medals all round methinks! 

thats good les . 30/45 mins god would kill me .

It's not exercises I would do everyday. The Neurology Physiotherapist was checking my leg muscles could go before hitting pain barriers. She showed me what I am doing wrong, whether they can correct it after all these years is another matter. Basically, a normal person would put 100% of their weight on each leg as they walked - with me I am putting 90% on my right leg, and 10% on my left hence cause me to become unsteady and fall, because of the pressure and pain in just one hip is wrong. When I use my Zimmer, I am using it wrong, I tend to pull my left foot inwards, and drag it - hence again, causing problems. But this is all down to Dystnonia, basically I must fight to get me legs to work properly,

Regards,

Les.

That sounds incredibly complicated to me but I understand in a little way in that if I have to bend down for some reason my legs can't get me back up again without me having something to pull myself up with by my arms on or having someone to get me back up.

George's Annie offtered to help me stand back up when she was here but I said no and reached for something, then let out a beefy wrestler's type groan. Lol I wish I could go back in time and let her help me instead. 

I know that must be nothing compared to what your legs are like but I'm just trying to imagine it in the best way I can.

i am the same if i get down on my knees  cant for the love of me get back up

unless like you say iv got something to pull myself up on or someone

to to me up ,and the pain is something terriable and yeah i make that great

grunt like a wrestler like some how it helps .

Hahaha so I'm not the only woman who grunts disgustingly then. Cool! 

no hun and when i stand up i do it to and when i sit

if i am bending down to pick something up i always see if theres something esle that needs doing at the same time ,how sad is that