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Over to you Kristal :D
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Notes on Funny
Kristal
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[b:61d0a4c0fe]Church Bulletin Bloopers[/b:61d0a4c0fe]
:angel: Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
:angel: Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
:angel: Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
:angel: Miss Charlene Mason sang \"I will not pass this way again,\" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
:angel: Next Thursday there will be try outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
:angel: A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
:angel: Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
:angel: The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Daisy_B.
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LouLou
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katie.k.
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Imagine being called Bertha Belch :shock:
Trees-r-green
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are they real quotes then?
Kristal
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Personally I love the last one, the idea of [i:6a8265a893]gracious hostility[/i:6a8265a893] sounds like afternoon tea with daggers :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
Kristal
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I warn you, these are real groaners :wow:
:rose: [b:5afe6c9abe]Q[/b:5afe6c9abe]: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? [b:5afe6c9abe]A[/b:5afe6c9abe]: Forget-me-nuts.
:rose: [b:5afe6c9abe]Q[/b:5afe6c9abe]: What did the light bulb say to the switch? [b:5afe6c9abe]A[/b:5afe6c9abe]: You turn me on.
:rose: [b:5afe6c9abe]Q:[/b:5afe6c9abe] What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? [b:5afe6c9abe]A[/b:5afe6c9abe]: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
:rose: [b:5afe6c9abe]Q[/b:5afe6c9abe]: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? [b:5afe6c9abe]A[/b:5afe6c9abe]: Antelope.
:rose: Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
katie.k.
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I remember a few Christmas's ago I had bought some quite smart crackers from M & S ....... and they all had the same joke inside :shock: ....... it gave us such a good laugh though as each individual read theirs out :lol: Got funnier and funnier with each person ....... goodness knows why though ...... we must have been very merry :lol:
Took them back and got a double refund :lol: