HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

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for all those having a bad day I made this up and I hope it makes you smile!

I'M LEARNING TO DRIVE, IT SHOULD BE GOOD FUN

WE GET IN THE CAR TO GO FOR A TRIAL RUN

MY HUSBAND LOOKS NERVOUS, DON'T WORRY I SAY

YOU JUST SIT TIGHT AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY

I'LL TURN ON THE ENGINE I CAN'T WAIT TO GO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DEAR, FOR GOD'S SAKE GO SLOW?

WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SCREAMING! WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?

I DID NOT HIT THAT PEDESTRIAN! HE JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY!

OH LOOK, DEAR, AT THE POLICE CAR, THE ONE  RIGHT BEHIND

THEY'RE WAVING AT US, HOW FRIENDLY, HOW KIND

 WHERE IS THE BRAKE, DEAR? I SEE A BRICK WALL AHEAD

BANG! CRASH! TOO LATE!  OOPS !DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID

HUGS EVERYONE XXX

 

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