HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
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for all those having a bad day I made this up and I hope it makes you smile!
I'M LEARNING TO DRIVE, IT SHOULD BE GOOD FUN
WE GET IN THE CAR TO GO FOR A TRIAL RUN
MY HUSBAND LOOKS NERVOUS, DON'T WORRY I SAY
YOU JUST SIT TIGHT AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY
I'LL TURN ON THE ENGINE I CAN'T WAIT TO GO
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DEAR, FOR GOD'S SAKE GO SLOW?
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SCREAMING! WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
I DID NOT HIT THAT PEDESTRIAN! HE JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY!
OH LOOK, DEAR, AT THE POLICE CAR, THE ONE RIGHT BEHIND
THEY'RE WAVING AT US, HOW FRIENDLY, HOW KIND
WHERE IS THE BRAKE, DEAR? I SEE A BRICK WALL AHEAD
BANG! CRASH! TOO LATE! OOPS !DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID
HUGS EVERYONE XXX
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diane524 helen20833
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Psyched_Out_Kim helen20833
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Great post! lol
My dumb sister-in-law actually did something like this. Somehow she managed to hit a house. She's never been the brightest crayon in the box, but hitting a house took it to a whole different level. lol
cia42277 Psyched_Out_Kim
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This made me laugh until I had a caughing fi,. especially coming right after Helen's.
cia42277 helen20833
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How thoughtful of you to make this up so we could laugh. Now...fess up...did you really make this up??????
helen20833 cia42277
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Told you was odd, lol
cia42277 helen20833
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I'm all for odd.....what the heck does normal mean anyway...sounds boring.