Imagine my surprise!!!!

Ladies, I've posted previously about irregular bleeding on bhrt, but imagine my surprise when I went to check it out.

Bit of background, I've been on bhrt since March and on the whole have felt better.... Not always fantastic, but better. So I've been dutifully looking to make changes to my lifestyle, taking vitamins, being poked in the ear once a week and being hypnotised into a small coma once a month. Part of the new me has included running. Now if you knew me you would know that I'm built for comfort not for speed but Hooray.... I like it. So basically, I'm healthier than I've ever been and the only fly in this menopausal ointment, was irregular bleeding. So, I called my gp and she wanted to see me urgently for a smear (joy), so off I trotted with a plucky can do attitude and a gleaming nether region and I hopped onto my lovely doctors bed. She said, relax. I said, I am, she said not on the right side. I eagerly tried to get my right leg to chillax. She said think of something else, I said we should have shared a bottle of wine first. After plenty of puffing and wailing, my nether region was declared inaccessible....... How the hell did that happen?!? While I was jogging, and relaxing, and enjoying the 66 symptoms, I had foolishly taken my eye off one.... Shrinkage!!! Fabulous! While I was putting estrogen on my thigh, my lady bits were being robbed. I'm 43, I thought we had more time. Here I was waiting for my libido to kick in so I could ravage my very long suffering husband, not knowing that the rock had rolled across the entrance to this particular cave. So, after much fumbling I have been referred to a clinic called 'the post menopausal bleeding clinic'.... I can't wait!! Yay us xx

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