Light relief anyone? Most embarrassing moments

This reminds me of when I was eighteen and on safari in Tanzania. We were a minibus of about 10 boys and 5 girls. The boys could wee easily whenever they needed, less easy for us women! But we were in a national park with miles and miles around us where there was nothing in sight but the animals, so we parked up, arranged for the boys to look the other way, pulled down our knickers and crouched down in a line along the side of the bus. At that moment - and bear in mind we hadn't seen any other humans all day - a bus load of Japanese tourists drive past barely 100 metres away, cameras out and pointed right at us - not quite the view they were expecting!

Good lord, I had a similar situation about 3 weeks ago.  Mine was not as funny.  My husband and I were on our way to Lubbock, Tx.  It's a 2 hour drive, and if you've never been around here, there is very little except a few tiny towns, pump jacks, and cotton/peanut fields.  Anyway, I had to go.  I mean, I really, really had to go.  My husband pulled over and down a lane that we thought was a field lane.  So I started to go.  A lady roared up in her Ford Expedition and yelled at me.  She said that this was the lane to her house, which was at least 150 yds away, that I was disgusting and rude for peeing on her property and that she was going to call the police.  Well, we booked it out of there.  I was totally red-faced from being embarrassed and angry.  I did tell the lady that I was sorry; that I didn't know it was the lane to her house.  But her yelling freaked me out.  I still can't decide if she was in the right or not.  I just wished she had listened, not yelled, and not threatened us with the police.  Sigh.