The laugh muscle

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Morning all, first time back on the site for months. Drug-free but still achey! Have a little joke that won't make the pain go but might exercise the laugh muscle! Best wishes x

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, \"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.\"

Her neighbor asks, \"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?\"

The little silver haired lady says, \"According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.\"

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

\"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.\"

He takes her hand and says, \"Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then,\" he said with a deep sigh ............

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\"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.\"

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  • Posted

    Oh Wallis, thank you....it certainly exercised mine! :lol: :jester: :lol:
  • Posted

    Thanks Wallis, that is a good one !

    Keep 'em coming !

    Hope the sunshine is cheering everyone as well ! :star: :star:

    :D :D :D 8)

    Best to all, Julia :lol:

  • Posted

    Can't help feeling the gov wanted to make us laugh too! Just been filling in the census:

    What is your job: Translator. What do you do in this job?

    What is your job: Paramedic. What do you...

    Dad's suggestion for the paramedic was \"save lives\" :lol: :roll:

    EileenH

  • Posted

    What was your job?

    Teacher

    What did you do?

    TEACH!!! Wipe noses, Bandage Knees!! Comforted upset babies. No! not allowed to touch them anymore!

    THANK GOD I'M LONG RETIRED It used to be a fun job

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