Two guys with canes limp into a bar...

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The bartender asks the first one, "What happened?"

The first guy responds, "TKR...Total Knee Replacement."

The bartender replies, "Ouch.".  Turning to the second guy, he asks, "How about you?"

The second guy says, "Mine was an FKR."

The bartender and the first guy look at him quizzically.  "What the hell is an FKR?", the bartender inquires.

"A  %$@#ing Knee Replacement!!!"  

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    Thanks for the morning laugh Chico .. but how %#$&@* true!!!

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  • Posted

    Thanks needed a giggle. 
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    Love this, made my day x
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    Good one!🙌😊😁🙌

    Will HAVE to use this! Thanks!😁

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  • Posted

    Ha ha! So very true, feeling that way this morning.
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    Ha ha ha ha so true. At least we can laugh.....inbetween my crying with pain and lack of sleep lol
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    love it  and so very true......
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    Yes! This is great!

    I had two those FKR's! Tks Chico! X

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    😂😂😂😂

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    A good one! Thank you! Although I wish everyone to have a smooth recovery smile

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    Brilliant
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    LOL, yep that's the one I had.  Next one will be in a couple of months hopefully and I'm ordering up a TKR, not an FKR this time!

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    Hahahaha!! That about sums up the whole op for most of us!
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    Ha ha

    As I hate swearing but don't mind the word bloody I will change mine to

    BKR

    X

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    Too funny. Thx.
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