What do you want to banish from the planet?

Agreed mobile phones, oh heck, pumping electricity into my head for no apparent reason is not my idea of fun! 

What other kind is there? But agreed, they can go. 

All supermarket checkout staff and shop assistants who talk to their colleagues when they should be attending to those customeres who are queuing-up to pay for their goods.

Oh you said it! They can really go. 

Oh I don't know. I mean they really are SO Rude, so irritating. Much too good for them . How about being made to listen to an endless loop of the Song 'They'd none of them be Missed' he he he it would drive them bananas before the first day was done.

Bad mannered children and teenagers who demonstrate loutish repugnant and dirty behaviour.

I wouldn't get rid of them, but I would force them to perform one year of National Service, followed by 6 months acting as the parent/ guardian of bad mannered/ uncouth/ ill-mannered Neanderthal-like trogladyte children/teenagers.

People who allow their dogs to foul any part of our environment and make no attempt to clean-up the mess that their animal has made.

Fit and completely able-bodied people who park their vehicles in bays intended and marked for disabled drivers only.

Mobility scooter drivers who use footpaths as their own personal race tracks, and especially the ones that seem to aim for your feet.

Hairdressers who, having been told how you want your hair cutting, paying  absolutely no attention and leave you looking like a shaved rat.

Any and all salespeople who, realising that they do not have what you want in stock, then trying to sell you something that you would not wish to be seen dead in.

Any person occupying an influential position, particularly politicians, policemen, lawyers and judges found guilty of committing any kind of fraudulent offence.

These people should be re-homed on the moon.

All individuals found guilty of any type of sexual offence, should be sent into space - alone, with a one-way ticket to nowhere.

Hear, Hear

Any male dog that forms a 'romantic attachment' to either of my not-so-good legs should be subjected to instant castration without the benefit of an anaesthetic.

Wine waiters/ sommeliers who insist on me trying the first sip of wine from the bottle. This is a time-wasting and antiquated tradition. Where a bottle of wine is found to be 'corked' the simple remedy would be to throw the bottle at the waiter.

This would have the the potential of making every meal more interesting, and wine waiters less pompous.

All telephone sales people should be forced by Law to initially supply their name, rank, serial number and personal telephone number, so that I can return the favour by phoning them (a) when they are about to eat (b) when they are on the loo (c) when they have just gone to bed (d) when they are sick to death of receiving such calls.

Anyone who deliberately drops litter anywhere other than into designated refuse bins should be made to clean-up our streets, forests, school playgrounds, airports, railway stations, car parks, places of worship and shopping malls in perpetuity.

theres no pride anymore 

do you remember the tv adverts for keep britain tidy

back in the 70s . they should have never stopped those public infomation ads ..i taught my kids not to drop litter from about two 

i was constantly washing crisp packets in my washer where they had shoved empty packets in there coat pockets .

Good morning Tis. Yes this country has certainly gone down the pan.

I fear that keeping Britain tidy is the least of our worries, it's just everything.

Where have our standards gone that were the envy of the world?

The more I think about it the more convinced I am that we should bring back the Stocks, where offenders could be humiliated by being pounded all day with rotten fruit and vegetables.

well just about everyone then les.

but i agree with you ., basicly standereds have fallen 

 

but that would make a mess .

you need to bring disacpline back in the home and schools 

and people including children need to know that there are consequecns

for there actions .

old fashioned borstal should be brought back for persistant child offenders .reoffending was les common in the 1930s after a spell in borstal . socity is to soft and the innocent and law abiding folk are always the ones who suffer

Keep Britain tidy, the Wombles used to do that! I started a womble club with my friends and we sewed womble bags, made womble badges and had great fun picking up litter. 

Oh and have you ever seen someone drop litter and you pick it up, give it to them and say 'I think you dropped this'. 

its just shows how kids will take on the right ways when they are informed 

Bravo!!!!!!!!!!! Yes yes Arch When I'm having an afternoon nap but want to leave my phone connected in case there's an important call and I get one of those calls I feel like murdering them! 

Oh what I should have said but didn't is that those released from the Stocks should have to clear up all the rubbish that had been pelted at them.

Yes and we all need a bit of drama sometimes. Hehehe 

It's terrible isn't it because the more you shake your leg to get them off (didn't mean it quite like that) the more they enjoy it! Dogs must be quite devious. 

Act 2 Scene 7 - As You Like it.

"All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players;

They have their exits and their entrances,

And one man in his time plays many parts,

His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,

Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.

Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel

And shining morning face, creeping like a snail

Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,

Sighing like a furnace, with a woeful ballad

Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,

Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,

Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,

Seeking the bubble reputation

Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice.........."

Poor moon if they're re-homed there! 

cold callers drive me mad

Put 'em all in a white van and let them all drive into oblivion at the speed of light!

So glad to hear that you wouldn't get rid of bad mannered children and naughy teenagers, you're so kind! And sending them into National Service.

Perhaps we should get rid of you? 

Now there you have a very good point my dear Georgia, maybe I should be the first to exit this Eternal Stage?

bad mannered children come from bad  parents 

everyone loved my kids always said how polite they were and helpful 

but this as you know is not something they just come by it has to be taught as does respect for other people and other peoples proberty .

i never had to smack my kids i just explained from an early age what was right and wrong ,when they forgot i just reminded them. a lot of parents dont talk to there kids . 

comunication is important in any relationship very important with children.

 

10 out of 10 Tiswas. I know what I am talking about. My Annie is a great mother,  superb primary and special needs teacher and a great grandmother. She taught me how to be a good father and a better grandfather. Practice makes perfect.

rules with kids never make a promise you cant keep

and dont threaten a punishment and then not see it thru 

i dont mean beatings ,i mean being grounded and such like 

if you have to beat a child your a bad parent

10 out of 10 for vindictive revenge.

Consider they make in a day 550 calls and in a week 2750 calls. So week two of their miserable job they get to the loo and have 2750 calls waiting for them.

They lift thier laden fork to their mouth, over 2000 calls hammering them.

Perhaps we shoud encourage them to p-hone unde3r that regime adn goddbye to the whole irritating business. Once all the phone staff have gone then Mr Bog with the money will hve to do it himself. He wouldn't last 5 minutes, the coward.

Certain things George make my blood boil, and inconsiderate money-grabbing salespeople trying to persuade us to buy things we don't want with money we don't have, would go straight out of the window, vindictive or not.

Tactical voting remember, we only have until May to decide, UKIp or the green party don't have enough support so it has to be Labour.

Yeeehhhhhh! Ed is not looking too good in his borrowed suit of armour and his war horse . . . Mmm? Three legs and one with a loose shoe doesn't look to clever. Spoilt paper is beckoning.