Caught in the act

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When Ally and her friend went shopping in Bury and dumped me in Cafe Revive :donut: :cupcake: :tea: she bought a T shirt with Eeyore on. (I love Eeyore cos I can identify with him!)

Whilst she wasn't looking I decided to try it on cos we are a similar size :lol:

Anyway, I must have put on more weight than I thought with the Dosepulin and I got stuck :oops:

I dont have much strength in my shoulders at the best of times and I just could not get the :bleep: T shirt off :shock: I had to shout Ally to get it off me! :shock: I sat on the bed whilst she got me out of it :roll:

It took ages cos she kept having to stop cos she was laughing :wink:

How embarrasing :oops:

Dale xxx

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    Not sure Dale. I think we ought to get back on topic, at least for the rest of this afternoon. :lol:
  • Posted

    Cripes, I didn't realise she-pees were actually being used anywhere :shock:

    I think I would go into instant urine retention :oops:

    It's one thing undoing your flies ........ :?

    Quite another exposing an entire bottom :yikes:

    Think I am just going to google it ..... not sure I am standing the right way round :?

  • Posted

    you don't expose your entire bottom, only your knickers. the idea is, er, to sort of push them aside at the front :oops: :lol:

    Trees x

  • Posted

    Trees that sounds fun! :shock:

    Just think where we could go with that idea except we have got decorum on this forum!! :roll:

    Dale xxx

  • Posted

    haha! :lol:

    maybe we should set up our own CFS X-Rated forum?! ME After Dark?

    Hee :D

    Trees x

  • Posted

    Alicia could be technical director, she seems to know her way round a computer :ok:

    Dale xxx

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    [quote:35087b3882=\"Trees-r-green\"]you don't expose your entire bottom, only your knickers. the idea is, er, to sort of push them aside at the front :oops: :lol:

    Trees x[/quote:35087b3882]

    Bit like having a bikini wax then - not that I ever have you understand :shock:

  • Posted

    I think I must be incredibly thick or something cos I just don't see how they work :?

    When I googled it, there were plently of devices with funnels (fine for helping Alicia pee in a sample pot, I thought ), but no actual picture of someone using a she-pee) - just a pic of a pink tent :?

    Surely one would have to be a bit of a contorsionist (?spelling) to do it properly, without ending up with wet knickers :weird:

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