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NonnieDD
NonnieDD

hey ladies me again.

i went to the pharmacy today to get something for my anxiety. i told the pharmacist about all my symptomes and he told me i a to young to be in perimenopause, i am 41. he also said that a pelvic scan can't tel if a women is in perimenopause or menopause. 

this is what i wrote in a previous post, what do you ladies think.

I am 41 and in peri from the beginning of the year, but i think a lot longer. my periods were always regular but for the last 5 years they became very heavy with lots of clots and then a lot of days with spotting. now for 2

monthes it was heavy for 1 day with clots and then spotting. This month it was not heavy at all with no clots but the spotting is still there.

lots of love

nonnie

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  • jayneejay
    jayneejay NonnieDD

    Posted

    Oh Nonnie

    a man is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike..

    i was your age when i started peri..

    you should of said, hey let me give you a better understanding of how you are making me feel and ' kicked him in the nuts'

    jay xx

     

    • marlene21102
      marlene21102 jayneejay

      Posted

      LOVE  THIS best laugh of my week Jay,ashtray on a motorcycle ,I'll keep that one up my sleeve for sure ,my cousin will find it funny.

         I've heard of girls going into meno at 19 yrs old,most men talk rubbish,like I'd be expert on a mans prostrate,think not.xx

    • HotDot7
      HotDot7 jayneejay

      Posted

      Oh dear .jay that's funny ....an ashtray on a motorcycle. cheesygrin

      I think Nonnie should have punched him in the face. Lol. lol

  • jayneejay
    jayneejay NonnieDD

    Posted

    Hi Nonnie

    having said that my Gyno was a man, and he was outstanding..

    pity you wasnt close by, he would of sorted you out 

    jay xx

    • marlene21102
      marlene21102 jayneejay

      Posted

      You really did fancy him Jay,you would have took him home,given the chance.xxx
    • jayneejay
      jayneejay marlene21102

      Posted

      Hi Marlene

      hahahahaha i was only thinking earlier .... Just 49 weeks until my next anual check 

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

      he was a poppet ... Sooooo understanding and a professional through and through..

      jay xx

  • kerry91
    kerry91 NonnieDD

    Posted

    Hi Nonnie,

    What a load of old rubbish, I've just had a pelvic scan and I was told I'm in the perimenopause due to the thinning of the uterus wall, but she could also tell that I'm not yet in the menopause because I have follicles on my ovaries which indicates that they are functioning. he probably got his degree off the back of a Cornflake packet. 

    • marlene21102
      marlene21102 kerry91

      Posted

      Corn flakes box ,that's a good one to Kerry  by the way my daughters name,spelt the same.shes 43 yrs,and meno,early days.

         Men I shake my head at rubbish coming out of their mouths.what do they know? Zilch for most of them.

    • Tazchurch
      Tazchurch marlene21102

      Posted

      Reminds me of a bus driver friend who, when annoyed by incompetent drivers, tells them they shouldn't even have a TV licence smile
    • marlene21102
      marlene21102 Tazchurch

      Posted

      Very good Taz  ,I love the quick witted retorts people fire at idiots.

        Just been on my tinnitus site,this ticked me 

       chap said his old girlfriend wouldn't date a short chap ,if she could eat a sandwich off his head.so funnyyyyyy meant to have said tickled.just told my husband he laughed .Hope your having better day Taz,good to have a laugh going hey,xxx

    • jayneejay
      jayneejay marlene21102

      Posted

      this is for you Marlene .... saw it and made me smile ..

      What I want in a man, original list:

      Handsome

      Charming

      Financially successful

      A caring listener

      Witty

      In good shape

      Dresses with style

      Appreciates finer things

      Full of thoughtful surprises

      An imaginative, romantic lover

      What I want in a man, revised list (age 32):

      Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

      Opens car doors, holds chairs

      Has enough money for a nice dinner

      Listens more than talks

      Laughs at my jokes

      Carries bags of groceries with ease

      Owns at least one tie

      Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

      Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

      Seeks romance at least once a week

      What I want in a man, revised list (age 42):

      Not too ugly (bald head okay)

      Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

      Works steady--splurges on dinner out occasionally

      Nods head when I'm talking

      Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

      Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

      Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

      Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

      Remembers to put the toilet seat down

      Shaves most weekends

      What I want in a man, revised list (age 52):

      Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

      Doesn't belch or scratch in public

      Doesn't borrow money too often

      Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

      Doesn't retell the same joke too many times

      Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

      Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

      Appreciates a good TV dinner

      Remembers your name on occasion

      Shaves some weekends

      What I want in a man, revised list (age 62):

      Doesn't scare small children

      Remembers where bathroom is

      Doesn't require much money for upkeep

      Only snores lightly when asleep

      Remembers why he's laughing

      Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

      Usually wears some clothes

      Likes soft foods

      Remembers where he left his teeth

      Remembers that it's the weekend

      What I want in a man, revised list (age 72):

      Breathing

      Doesn't miss the toilet

    • marlene21102
      marlene21102 jayneejay

      Posted

      So. so funny, hear me laughing in Spain,Going to get his lordship to type and print it off ,my girl can take it into work,also for my cousin and my  mates  

       Where did you find it? Get it out now and again for a giggle  really ,really good.yea we all need a good old belly laugh ,especially over these fellas, if only some knew half of what us females laugh at,THEM,to thick to clock on. 

       Thanks for that find hope the ladies got good giggle xxx

    • jayneejay
      jayneejay marlene21102

      Posted

      Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

      A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding...

      Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

      Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

      Older Woman: Oh, I see.

      Officer: Can I see your license please?

      Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

      Officer: Don't have one?

      Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

      Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

      Older Woman: I can't do that.

      Officer: Why not?

      Older Woman: I stole this car.

      Officer: Stole it?

      Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

      Officer: You what?

      Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

      The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.

      Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

      Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

      The woman steps out of her vehicle.

      Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

      Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

      Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

      Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

      The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

      Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

      Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

      The officer is quite stunned.

      Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

      The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

      The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

      Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

      Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. 

    • HotDot7
      HotDot7 jayneejay

      Posted

      Better to get a blow up doll lol makes life easier 
    • marlene21102
      marlene21102 jayneejay

      Posted

      That had me till last paragraph brilliant !where you finding these? 

       Still chuckling Men !!!!!! This had to be written by female one would hope. Ta  much Jay.xxxx

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