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carole44875
carole44875

Trying to find some humour angle on the hell that is perimenopause. It's like we are all in the menopause cafe and along comes the waiter.

''Madam, what can I get you? We have some fresh hot anxiety which is served with a good dollop of depression. And can I interest you in a side order of hot flushes, aches and pains?

To wash it down we have a barrel of tears and a good quality jug of insomnia which you can enjoy well into the night.

The lady at the next the took the last of the metallic taste in the mouth, rage and fatigue but we should have that back in next week if you care to return :-) ''

Sorry, think the madness has got to me. :-(

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  • jamie50513
    jamie50513 carole44875

    Posted

    This is hilarious. You feel so miserable that you do try to find some humor in it. I remember puberty being hard but not like this. Nobody ever told me that there would be days like this.
  • liz53953
    liz53953 carole44875

    Posted

    Carole you made me laugh brilliant humor for a set of the most disgusting debilitating ailments a woman could ask for. Send the waiter away we'd all like a completely new menu!!! Also a looking glass which tells what's coming and how to avoid it or better still the life of the ladies who don't suffer from menopause!!!!!
  • laurie70017
    laurie70017 carole44875

    Posted

    OMG!!!!Its morning where im at and I just seen this and what a way to start my day...Absolutely to funny....Thank you for sharing....We just have to laugh or go more nuts....Hugs to you!!!
    • liz53953
      liz53953 carole44875

      Posted

      Hi Carole yes the reality is rubbish and seems never ending with one ailment after another. Your humor is just fab don't lose it.... How long have you been in the waiters shop??? Buying all your ailments? Oops hot flush need to go outside...
    • carole44875
      carole44875 liz53953

      Posted

      I guess without realising I've been peri for at least a couple of years. But got made redundant in a not very nice way and that seemed to trigger an avalanche :-(

      Ps was going to add libido pudding to menu but it was off for the foreseeable future!!!!

    • liz53953
      liz53953 carole44875

      Posted

      I'm so sorry you got made redundant that triggers stress big time!!

      Libidos pudding hmmmm think that's well and gone !! I think sold out needs to be on that... I'm still in full on menopause and no site if it shoving off. You could fry an egg on me ...

    • carole44875
      carole44875 liz53953

      Posted

      :-( and they're talking about 3 months of hot weather the daily mirror today...
  • deidra40034
    deidra40034 carole44875

    Posted

    Oh My Goodness!  I finally stopped laughing!! You are a natural my dear!!  That was Perfect!!!  Thank You for the much needed laugh!!  biggrin
    • carole44875
      carole44875 deidra40034

      Posted

      You're welcome. Sad thing is, like a lot of us, I'm struggling with the emotional and irrational side of things. Big hugs to you ladies for the kind words :-).... Xx
    • liz53953
      liz53953 carole44875

      Posted

      Looking forward to masses of fried eggs in the Three months of hot weather bring along the bacon!!
    • deidra40034
      deidra40034 carole44875

      Posted

      I do understand!  I still have that part too!!  But that other med I told you about has helped that part a lot too...along with the hrt!!  What would we do without our meds???  Good grief!!  LOL
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