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Trying to find some humour angle on the hell that is perimenopause. It's like we are all in the menopause cafe and along comes the waiter.

''Madam, what can I get you? We have some fresh hot anxiety which is served with a good dollop of depression. And can I interest you in a side order of hot flushes, aches and pains?

To wash it down we have a barrel of tears and a good quality jug of insomnia which you can enjoy well into the night.

The lady at the next the took the last of the metallic taste in the mouth, rage and fatigue but we should have that back in next week if you care to return :-) ''

Sorry, think the madness has got to me. :-(

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    This is hilarious. You feel so miserable that you do try to find some humor in it. I remember puberty being hard but not like this. Nobody ever told me that there would be days like this.
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    Carole you made me laugh brilliant humor for a set of the most disgusting debilitating ailments a woman could ask for. Send the waiter away we'd all like a completely new menu!!! Also a looking glass which tells what's coming and how to avoid it or better still the life of the ladies who don't suffer from menopause!!!!!
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    OMG!!!!Its morning where im at and I just seen this and what a way to start my day...Absolutely to funny....Thank you for sharing....We just have to laugh or go more nuts....Hugs to you!!!
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      Hi Carole yes the reality is rubbish and seems never ending with one ailment after another. Your humor is just fab don't lose it.... How long have you been in the waiters shop??? Buying all your ailments? Oops hot flush need to go outside...
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      I guess without realising I've been peri for at least a couple of years. But got made redundant in a not very nice way and that seemed to trigger an avalanche :-(

      Ps was going to add libido pudding to menu but it was off for the foreseeable future!!!!

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      I'm so sorry you got made redundant that triggers stress big time!!

      Libidos pudding hmmmm think that's well and gone !! I think sold out needs to be on that... I'm still in full on menopause and no site if it shoving off. You could fry an egg on me ...

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    Oh My Goodness!  I finally stopped laughing!! You are a natural my dear!!  That was Perfect!!!  Thank You for the much needed laugh!!  biggrin
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