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Name your 'Gammy' bit.

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archemedes
archemedes

The idea behind this is to create a list of all those faulty bits that we suffer with so much.

Please try to keep it to a one-liner, and then at the end we should be left with a list of those things that are wrong with us (both humerous and otherwise) that drive each one of us mad.

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  • GeorgiaS
    GeorgiaS archemedes

    Posted

    Curious man: What's the antidote to pain?

    Wise woman: More pain so you don't feel the original pain.

    Curious man: What's the antidote to laughing?

    Wise woman: More laughing so you don't feel the original laughing.

    Curious man: What's the antidote to men?

    Wise woman: Avoid them altogether!

     

    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Nice one Georgia - now you're playing the game, and well.cheesygrin
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      And I made it up myself, quite proud of that one, thanks for challenging me. razz
    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      I would like to see more of that from you - it's very good.cheesygrin
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      One sister said to another "I wish I was as good looking as you'

      The other sister said 'I wish I was as popular as you'

      Another sister butted in and said 'I wish you two would shut up, I'm trying to get dressed so I can recieve my Emmy!'

    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Ha, ha. ha - another good one there -  Love it. Keep em coming.cheesygrin
    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      old yorkshire man at doctors young man asking what here was there for .

      iv come to see if the doctor can lower my sex drive, 

      oh i at your age isent it all in your head 

      yeah thats why i want him to lower it .cheesygrin

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      O Georgia, what a wonderful 'feminist' joke. I loved it. Eeeee that punch line had me in fits. cheesygrin 
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS tiswas24537

      Posted

      Love the applause Tis, because I'm about to receive my Emmy! cheesygrin
    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      well tell you something hun with our life experiences we could write a bloody good comedycheesygrin 
    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      i saw a few minutes of any way is essex yesterday 

      they have now got a new fittnes routine

      called wait for it , stiletos areobics .

      i have to find enough energy each morning to do eyelid areobics.

       

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS tiswas24537

      Posted

      Ah no no no no no, they're only going to ruin their ankles but their backs in later life! I wish I could swear right now. eek

      Eyelid aerobics on the other hand sounds like a really good idea, we have could have eyelid olympics? cheesygrin

    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      yet another way to get hands on your money. 

      just remembered ,a drivers liscence used to be for life 

      its now for 10yrs . £14 on line/£17 at the p/o 

      tax you on your wages then tax you on your wage again if you put it into savings ,tax you on your tv then again yearly to watch it.tax you on your car ,and then again on the petrol to drive it at 75% then when you die they tax you again. eek

    • archemedes
      archemedes tiswas24537

      Posted

      But without all this Tiswas our politicians would not be able to swindle their expenses and get paid for f**k all.

      You wouldn't want that would you? cheesygrin

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      No no Georgia, eyelid Olympics would be tame. Now eyebrow Olympics on the other hand . . .  lol
    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      hi georgia 

      dont know if you can help on this but i thought you would have some idea of what sort of injury  you would do when coming of  a bike at speed .

      i am asking for a young lad of 24 whos really nice guy , and is having a real tough time. 

      he has deprsesion issues , but thats got become worse since accident , when he cam e of his bike here tore his thigh muscle really bad a lot had to be removed

      .so he now has very limited support for his girdle ,and can put his hip out very easly . the hospital has told him he will end up in a chair  before much longer ,and that he will be in pain for the  rest of his life 

      is there anything you could think of that might help .sad

      can muscle regrow i am not sure on that ? ID LIKE to help him his girlfriend is taking advantage of his kindness because she nos he lacks confidence to throw her out since the accident .in case he cant find anyone eles .

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG tiswas24537

      Posted

      Yes Tiswas, we would weep and we would laugh. Excellent drama.
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      Yeah he he, you'd win at that George but It would hardly be a fair contest! lol
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      I'd love it! Nothing like being done over to an extreme extent. What would other reason would I have for waking up in the mornings? cheesygrin
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