Name your 'Gammy' bit - The Return Part 2.

My fingers won't work very well and the fact that my keyboard is suffering from keyboardomania is making my life hell at the moment.

I want, need nay demand a new body........won't get it though because the NHS is strapped for cash - so I will have to keep plodding-on.

Anyone else got a moan, or maybe just a good joke to take my mind off this blessed keyboard?

i know terriable but it makes me laugh . 

A patient's referral report to a Psychologist from their doctor.......... 

"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983".

And another Doctors referral report, this time to a hospital x-ray department

"She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December."

And  the last one which is a 'cracker'

"Examination of the genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot."  

The Doctor's Convention

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room.

The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner.

After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room.

''Sure,'' the woman says. ''Let me go wash my hands first.''

After she washes her hands, they have sex.

After they are finished, she washes her hands again.

This is really starting to annoy the male doctor so he says,

''You know, you must be a surgeon, because you keep washing your hands.''

Angry at this remark, the woman says,

''Well, you must be an Anesthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!''