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Name your 'Gammy' bit - The Return Part 2.

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archemedes
archemedes

This is part two of Name your 'Gammy' Bit which is an extension of the existing page where you can list your health problems and moan about them, tell some jokes and have a laugh, and revisit old times whilst putting the world to rights

 

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  • GeorgiaS
    GeorgiaS archemedes

    Posted

    I hate it when I lose things, lost myself the other day and I was hunting in the garden, the living room, everywhere. I eventually found myself on the toilet! cheesygrin
  • GeorgiaS
    GeorgiaS archemedes

    Posted

    Knock knock...
    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Knock, Knock!

      Who's there?

      Armageddon!

      Armageddon who?

      Armageddon out of here!

    • archemedes
      archemedes

      Posted

      Knock, Knock!

      Who's there?

      Hatch.

      Hatch who?

      Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.

    • archemedes
      archemedes

      Posted

      Knock, Knock!

      Who's there?

      Thermos.

      Thermos who?

      Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this.

    • archemedes
      archemedes

      Posted

      Knock, Knock! [funny jokes - animated gif shepherd]

      Who's there?

      Delores.

      Delores who?

      Delores my shepherd.

    • archemedes
      archemedes

      Posted

      Knock, Knock!

      Who's there?

      Ivana.

      Ivana who?

      Ivana you to let-a me in!

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG archemedes

      Posted

      Mmmmm a Rusian Italian presumably. razz

      A nice set of Knock Knocks thanks.

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      I actually screamed with laughter at Delores my speherd! Kudos lol
    • archemedes
      archemedes georgeGG

      Posted

      Did you hear about the gay lady who went to see her doctor, and said,  "any chance of having an 'apendictomy'"?

      Boom, Boom (tongue in cheek)

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      And a gay man went to the same doctor and said 'Any chance of having an 'apoffdictomy'?
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Ok not a gay man, a transdender one, really should think before I speak! rolleyes
    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Very drole.............

      Just stay the way you are Georgina - you are great.

      Right, now talking about things on and off, I'm off to do one of my voluntary stints, so please none of you get upset and think I am ignoring you - I'm not, because I am somewhere else.

      If that makes sense.

      Good night......

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      When I was young a gay man, woman, person meant something quite quite different. Possibly for you too. It meant a happy, jolly, extrovert. Life and soul of the party sort of person. Such total changes moves language away from mother tongue to learned language and so to errors in usage. 

      What at an analysis in the midst of a fantastic run of fun and exuberance. It is lovely to be catching up on it. To have been involved must have been oooooo. YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEFYING and such health promoting FFFFUUUNNNNNNNNNN cheesygrin lol cheesygrin

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      Well you must admit George that a lot of gay men are very colourful and excuberant and gay in nature. They don't have to do the washing up when their misses tells them to! cheesygrin
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      You have a point. In those I know they have style and taste and a talent for what is beautiful yet . . Yet, would they sing along with me and Sir Harry Lauder

      I love a lassie, a bonny lassie

      she's as bright as . . . .

      och aye, I like the lassies. I keep one at home, a right bonny lassie.

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