Name your 'Gammy' bit - The Return Part 3
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This is part three of Name your 'Gammy' Bit which is an extension of the existing pages (1&2) where you can list your health problems and moan about them, tell some clean jokes and have a laugh, make some friends and revisit old times whilst putting the world to rights.
You may rant, rave and generally have a good 'natter', but please remember that all pages are Moderated, so aggressive and improper bahaviour, swearing and any attempted spamming connected with goods and/or services will be thrown-out.
Have fun................................
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A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"
At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead.
"Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"
"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.
At the next bed the patient has his feet and hands strapped to the bed. he's biting hard on a wooden spoon and his eyes are bulging out of his head.
"Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?"
"OH SH*T!" replied the nurse.
BOOM, BOOM
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The moderator really does need to know about our inability to edit our posts as it is really infuriating.
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I know all about it and it has been forwarded to the developers as a dev request. There is an idea posted in our feedback section here https://patient.uservoice.com/forums/141505-general-feedback/suggestions/7016180-editing-our-own-comments-in-discussion-forums where you can add votes. The more votes an idea gets the higher priority it will take.
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St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight.
It reaches the green.
Jesus is up next.
He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street, bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain-spout and onto a lily pad at the edge of a lake.
A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth.
An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog.
As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball.
IT’S IN THE HOLE!
Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you going to play golf?" he asks
"OR YOU JUST GOING TO F**K ABOUT ALL DAY?”
Boom, boom
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Who had triplets: Nan, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
as she found she had no tit for Tat.