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If it is any consolation Katie, I lost weight initially, but like Teedie, it is creeping back on. :donut: :cupcake:

What will I be like after 2 weeks in Florida?

Fat and knackered! :roll:

Will set me up fine for my sis's wedding which is August Bank Holiday Weekend :oops: Glad I bought a flowing maxi dress :ok:

Ally wants a wii for her birthday "but whats the point when you are always tired?" she said :oops:

Dale xxx

Dale,

It's rotten not being able to play with the kids, i totally sympathise with you. Maybe we should share a room in our ME hotel as we have a lot in common that we could talk about

My hubby says he is going to put on my headstone "here lies MM she can't be bothered" :roll: That seems to be my war cry these days.

Teedie

xxx

Well for starters, this Residential Home seems to have been turned into a flipping hotel!!

As Matron :nurse: I would like to point out that firstly, it definitely will NOT be run like a hotel, and secondly if you two insist on sharing a room, there will be NO talking after lights out!!

OK:cross:

Ooh Matron :nurse: you certainly are a battle axe :shock: You can't have a batr in a residential home though :redwine: although after last night i want to change my job. :tea: Maybe i'll just work in the tea bar. 8)

Dale, we'll just have to have midnight feasrs then when lights are out, to hang with the weight gain :P :crisps: :cupcake: :donut: :cake: :choc:

Teedie

xxx

Yes, and that is precisely how I mean to go on :nurse:

We will most certainly have a bar and it will be situated in MY office!!

And I shall be checking for midnight feasts on a regular basis :cross:

Ans I don't know what has happened to our potential lifesaver - is he still looking for the missing sock maybe?? :wink:

Hope you won't have us hemmed in on those geriatric chairs :D

As for the life guard, he's still with us on the longest post He's worried what one of the mad dogs would rescucitate him :evil:

James you're in good hands, lots of nice nurses will be there but........ watch out for that Matron one, she sounds a tough cookie :shock:

Teedie

xxx

Do you think James and Alicia have finished their tete a tete on the longest (winded) forum yet? :wink:

Phew, I've been at a bar-be-cue all day and I am absolutely shattered. Everyone was chatting happily in the sun after lunch for hours - and I just wanted to go to bed.:zzz:

I'm fed up with being a party pooper :wah:

Yes, Teedie - I shall have you all strapped to COMMODES if you don't do as you are told:nurse:

Oh, i see, your on about me in another post, mmm, i think i'll keep to the groundsman :twisted:

When i said dog, i ment the 4 legged kind :dog:

I'm going to go off and sulk in the corner now :shock: :D

Hi there James

Don't worry, we don't take offence in this forum ...... and we call each other all sorts of things and then :run:

I think there must be something about ME that makes us all slightly on the 'potty' side as you have probably noticed :roll:

Are you still managing work-wise?? You will have to be careful in this hot weather - it's doesn't exactly help with the lethargy

Hey James,

Just teasing, honest. I know you wouldn't call us dogs, :dog: not to our faces anyway :lol:

What a scorcher today here too, 8) even in Scotland :star: We barbequed too but i stayed off the alcohol :bubbly:

I felt good today, not as achey 8) but when i have a shower and wash my hair :diva: it knocks me for six :boing:

It must be because i have to keep my arms up alot :roll: I had to touch up the grey too though :wah:

I'm giving away all my secrets now :yikes:

Hope you are all well.

Teedie

xxx :hug:

And now you're all saying that i'm going potty :twisted:

Yeah, it helps to have a laugh :lol:

I HATE THIS HOT WEATHER !

I never have gotten on well with it and with this ME, it's making me feel even more tired and ill

Hope everyone else is doing good :?:

Hi All

Only missed one day and you have been chattering on and on and .. :P

I would love to share a room with you, Teedie. We could drive Matron :nurse: Katie even dafter than she already appears to be! :wink:

I bet she will have us in a day room with all the chair backs against the walls!! :shock:

I dont want a commode Katie I want a leg bag that peeps out from under my skirt :shock:

Teedie, you can have my share of the alcohol ration :bubbly: :ale:

Hope you dont snore :zzz:

Dale xxx