The Royal ME Home for delinquents

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Well now that the venue has been decided and the property bought it iwon't be long before we can move into our new residential home, under the tender supervision of our resident Matron :nurse:

For Health and Safety reasons we have appointed a full time Lifeguard :whistle:

And the Resident Housekeeper will be Mrs Danvers :spider:

The following positions are still vacant so send your CVs in to Matron ASAP

Medical Officer :doctor:

Aromatherapist :cheerup:

Physiotherapist :tickle:

Counsellor :hug:

Entertainments Officer :note:

Laundry Maid :towel:

The best rooms are going fast so hurry and book yours

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    We've scared them away.

    I hope they aren't poorly.

    Didn't someone say something about Jay not having internet connection sometimes?

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    Yes, I think Jay pays monthly for his internet subscription so I guess it's been a bad month sad

    Miss you Jay :wink:

    Him and I are one of the 'originals' 8)

  • Posted

    Found this when looking for something else so brought it forward for our new friends to have a read.
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    Thanks Lou Lou :lol:

    Honestly, what a load of old rubbish we write :lol: :lol:

    Long may it continue though :ok:

    Sounds as if you are feeling a bit better Lou ....... do hope so :D

    Where's Teedie got to ..... hope she's not going to desert us now she feeling a little better :yikes:

    Maybe if we tell her that we have allocated someone else to hang up the washing she will come rushing back :run:

    [size=24:a13aa43b89]Teeds ...... we miss you[/size:a13aa43b89] :wah:

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    If ever I am 'cured' I am going to pretend I am still ill :?

    So that I can stay on this fab forum :magic:

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    No need to ever pretend your still ill to join us, we will always welcome previous suffers if they have brrn with us. Trying to make myself go, can't stay in bed got things to do, most write some christmad cards.
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    I need to be in a home tonight, I need looking after :cry:
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    Hi Alicia

    What's up mate :? You haven't caught hubby's bug have you sad

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    No I don't have his bug and he is quite a bit better today thank you

    I have a hand problem and it really hurts tonight and I have no grip and can't hold my knife and fork properly or cut up my meat or prepare the veg and i can't sign my Christmas cards this evening. :cry: No one knows what it is either.

    Now I've confused myself even more by sending a PM to one of the others that I thought I sent to you about electro magnetic sensitivity. Now I can't remeber who had electric shock and I think my brain is going. :cry:

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    Oh Alicia :cheerup:

    You know, I reckon your hand problem is quite possibly ME linked ..... :?

    You've had a very busy weekend what with supermarket shopping, Max dog walking, Morrocan evening, poorly superman hubby and other bits and bobs, and you have probably overdone it and as a result your hands are giving you 'gip' 'cos they need a break sad

    Have are really quiet couple of days :zzz: ... give those old hands a good long rest, and then hopefully you will begin to feel the benefit again smile

    I'm quite sure that this cold exacerbates our problems as well ...... just can't get warm and wearing all these flipping layers is uncomfortable and time b***** time consuming ......... :wah:

    Take care, and do hope your hands are more comfortable soon sad

    Katie xx :hug:

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    Hi Alicia

    It was Krystal with the static problem :wink:

    This must be really difficult for you, trying to cope with the pain, when you don't know what is causing it in the first place :cry: and i really feel for you sad But please try not to get so upset about everything else. We would all prefer you to focus on yourself and get yourself better, than for you to keep stressing and worrying about our problems :hug: :cuddle:

    I shall have a look in my book to see if i can find anything :wink: Try to get a good night's sleep (do you have any painkillers that you can take for it?) and hopefully things will be better in the morning. Take good care of yourself, Alicia :cuddle: :smooch:

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    Hi Alicia

    You sent the PM to me about the shocks, thank you :D and thank you also to Katie for finding the previous thread for me :D they were both interesting and helpful (as usual).

    Sorry it took so long for me to reply but I am playing catch up after going shopping two days in a row ... phew exhausting :?

    Hope you manage to get a bit of TLC today Alicia :hug:

    Kristal

    xx

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    poor you alicia. hand probs are the last thing you need eh? :roll: i wonder if katie is right and it's another symptom of this dastardly illness? :evil: big hand hugs! :cuddle:

    on a different note, isn't dastardly a great word? i dont think i use it enough! :D

    Treesa \"Dastardly\" Heath :lol:

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    Hope your hands are a bit more comfortable today, Alicia :?

    Yes Trees, dastardly is a brilliant word ..... :D

    Will have to try and think up some more ...... 8)

    All I can come up with at the moment is sh**** which isn't very inspiring :lol:

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    I have an appointment at the ME clinic a week on Friday. Hope they take my hand problem seriously. All the x rays and tests have been inconclusive so far and I am not a happy bunny. sad

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