The Royal ME Home for delinquents

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Well now that the venue has been decided and the property bought it iwon't be long before we can move into our new residential home, under the tender supervision of our resident Matron :nurse:

For Health and Safety reasons we have appointed a full time Lifeguard :whistle:

And the Resident Housekeeper will be Mrs Danvers :spider:

The following positions are still vacant so send your CVs in to Matron ASAP

Medical Officer :doctor:

Aromatherapist :cheerup:

Physiotherapist :tickle:

Counsellor :hug:

Entertainments Officer :note:

Laundry Maid :towel:

The best rooms are going fast so hurry and book yours

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    I keep getting adverts at the botton of the page from ebay advertising Lou Lou perfune. :?
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    Oh Lou .. that's really funny :lol:

    Do you think they have one called Katie :roll:

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    Why am I getting all the boring ads :wah:

    At the moment I have Saniflo toilets and industrial washers sad

    Good luck with your appt Alicia.

    Kristal

    xx

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    Be thankful, Kristal, I have got one for STD's! :oops: Do they know something I don't :twisted:

    Dale xxx

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    Oooer, I now have that too (the ad I mean) plus all sorts of other nasties, wonder how we managed to trigger those :?: :?:

    Kristal

    xx

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    I got HIV testing, STD, and Nurse jobs :shock:

    Allthough there is also one for Bupa :?

    Good luck with getting your hands checked out alicia.

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    Thank you darling x :wink:
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    Hmm ........ I see ..... methinks things have been going on behind our back gals :whistle:
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    ive got one for honey testing??????? :? :? :shock: :lol:

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