wheres my glasses

All I can think of that drives me potty ,is that instead of becoming less intense, with the fear&.phobias,they seem to be more intense & this makes me feel less able to remove them

xx

me to hun 

wheres my glasses

i had them a minute ago

what have i opened the cupboard  for 

why have i come in hear 

god i think i am going crazy 

think i am loosing my mind

iv just made custard and i wanted gravy 

i cant read my shopping list 

and i cant see my medicine dose 

oh god iv forgotten the toast 

and wheres my bloddy glasses heaven only knows 

 

bit rubbish but only got a few minutes got to do tea custard and chips i think hehehe

 

Another thing that frustrates me is that my eyesight's not that great now and it hurts them to read a long post like that Les! So I have to either skip the posts or take about an hour a bit at a time to reply. 

LOL... Sorry, Georgia...

Here you go a small one just for you!!

One morning my wife woke me up, and said "What have you done, it looks like you've had a nose bleed in bed, but your face is clean!" - I thought thats impossible.. until I moved, I found I had bit myself in the back with my false teeth which I had forgot to take out. There was a whole "U" bend of teeth marks in my back and still bleeding on my white t-shirt!! LMAO  

My wife is always telling people, he the only person she knows that can bite himself in the back!! hehehe

Hehehe brilliant! That's a rare talent indeed and one you should be very proud of. I'd due for a set of partial dentures if I can get there!

By the way thanks for the small one; I always wanted a small one! 

LOL so many funny comments in here ,but the funniest has got to be that of you Les...

keep them coming in

xx

god mental arent we . hows the brain today gang 

i believe i have a general knowledge question that migth stump you and george ,

what war of the 20th centray never officialy ended. ?thinking caps on ,

georgia with dentures on the loose , can just see it .

what annoys me is my eyesight isent taht bad hasnt changed in 3yrs its just the pain from the muscles around the eyes ,

but i swear lables are just printed that small to annoy us over 50s 

along with another thing that annoys the hell out of me ,

thats easy opening packinging easy for who id like to no because i have an awful time opening stuff . 

and who thought those bloody pull rings on tins was a good idea whats wrong with a tin opener and a key . i havnt the strenght to pull those rings .

screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm leave stuff along .

 

sorry les iv got a picture now of that little man eli in last of the summer wine with the bottle glasses that keeps having narrow escapes .

sorry if i was sat in your company now id be having fits of giggles 

becasue of that image . but not in a nasty way . 

the times i am looking for my glasses and there on my head ..you wouldnt believe.

 

Korean War?

The war of the sexes!

Splutter! Hehehe I could take them out and bite people on their bottoms when they're walking past. Quickly put them back in and look innocent.  

I stopped putting my glasses on the top of my head because they were so impossible to find! 

That war is over - the men surrendered years ago.

It all started to go wrong for them at the 'Battle of the P#ss Off I've got a Headache', which was closely followed by the 'Battle of the P#ss Off and Get Your Own Tea'.

But the final defeat really came following the 'Battle of the Big Mouth', when the women uttered their fearful war cry, 'I Wish I'd Never Married You, You Bast##d', at which time the men finally capitulated.

 

they get all marked from the hair then when you try to see thru them you think youv gone blind hey wheres everyone gone elma thud look 

yes top of the class again ,believe they called only a cease fire and seperated the country into south and north korea. 

it never officaly ended. 

yeah could be right fun .

i think maybe thats been going on a lot longer hun 

You say I'm top of the class again - that must be because I'm a Graduated Pension Totally Wrecked Old F#art as opposed to just an Old F#art.

i am coming up fast  on the inside rails as pre pensioner old fa-t

 

I don't know Georgia, I always like the long ones better, more content!

With me every night is virtually the same, get my pj's on and massaged to sleep by my hospital mattress. lol  I don't know why I bother putting the TV and watching NetFlix I always fall asleep just after they start. The ironic part is I'm always wearing my glasses, even in bed! Then I got a list of places found:

1. On the floor <-- nearly="" stepped="" on="" them="" many="" times!="" 2.="" looking="" for="" them="" and="" i="" still="" got="" them="" on!=""><-- unusual="" but="" it="" happens!="" 3.="" under="" my="" pillow=""><-- and="" no="" the="" tooth="" fairy="" doesn't="" come="" for="" glasses!="" 4.="" some="" where="" in="" the="" bed,="" not="" always="" on="" my="" side!="" ="" 5.="" occasionally="" indented="" pattern="" of="" my="" specs="" on="" my="" back!=""><- that hurt!

6. under the bed, don't even ask how they got there!

that's where they used to be found, apart from one time and about 20 minutes after taking tramadol - needless to say, i did something very dumb. my dentures are in steradent tablets every night, but this night i put my specs in the glass with the dentures!! i must say steradent tablets clean dentures well, but not specs, they had a residue left on.

i always remember going to independence day at the cinema, i had many painkillers that day, well the movie started, the next thing i remember was the credits on the screen! i slept though the entire movie, there was me only worrying if i had snored! my wife said no, you were out cold!

my wife and i, have had done some really stupid things over the years, margerine fights, water fights, baby powder fights, we were still cleaning windows even a fortnight later! not recommended!!

a bit longer for georgia! lol many eyes in this one! hehe that="" hurt!="" 6.="" under="" the="" bed,="" don't="" even="" ask="" how="" they="" got="" there!="" that's="" where="" they="" used="" to="" be="" found,="" apart="" from="" one="" time="" and="" about="" 20="" minutes="" after="" taking="" tramadol="" -="" needless="" to="" say,="" i="" did="" something="" very="" dumb.="" my="" dentures="" are="" in="" steradent="" tablets="" every="" night,="" but="" this="" night="" i="" put="" my="" specs="" in="" the="" glass="" with="" the="" dentures!!="" i="" must="" say="" steradent="" tablets="" clean="" dentures="" well,="" but="" not="" specs,="" they="" had="" a="" residue="" left="" on.="" i="" always="" remember="" going="" to="" independence="" day="" at="" the="" cinema,="" i="" had="" many="" painkillers="" that="" day,="" well="" the="" movie="" started,="" the="" next="" thing="" i="" remember="" was="" the="" credits="" on="" the="" screen!="" i="" slept="" though="" the="" entire="" movie,="" there="" was="" me="" only="" worrying="" if="" i="" had="" snored!="" my="" wife="" said="" no,="" you="" were="" out="" cold!="" ="" my="" wife="" and="" i,="" have="" had="" done="" some="" really="" stupid="" things="" over="" the="" years,="" margerine="" fights,="" water="" fights,="" baby="" powder="" fights,="" we="" were="" still="" cleaning="" windows="" even="" a="" fortnight="" later!="" not="" recommended!!="" a="" bit="" longer="" for="" georgia!="" lol="" many="" eyes="" in="" this="" one!="">

6. under the bed, don't even ask how they got there!

that's where they used to be found, apart from one time and about 20 minutes after taking tramadol - needless to say, i did something very dumb. my dentures are in steradent tablets every night, but this night i put my specs in the glass with the dentures!! i must say steradent tablets clean dentures well, but not specs, they had a residue left on.

i always remember going to independence day at the cinema, i had many painkillers that day, well the movie started, the next thing i remember was the credits on the screen! i slept though the entire movie, there was me only worrying if i had snored! my wife said no, you were out cold!

my wife and i, have had done some really stupid things over the years, margerine fights, water fights, baby powder fights, we were still cleaning windows even a fortnight later! not recommended!!

a bit longer for georgia! lol many eyes in this one! hehe>

Do you ever put your glasses on and wonder for a while if the fog is down to the glasses or your eyes? 

yes all the time .

I'm always relieved when it's the glasses because sometimes my eyes do get blurry.

Good morning Georgia.

I have sent you a pm - please read.

mine to then when i clean them i think woe i can see .

I have that problem, I wish my specs had built-in lens cleaners! It would make life much easier for us. Half the time I forget I got specs and go to rub my eyes! Course then I have the case of "Fog-tacules" and they need cleaning.

Take this morning, I made sure i took my glasses off last night after the conversation on here yesterday! lol... - But, I fell asleep with the TV on and could not find the remote on my bed! And because I am always in pain every morning, getting out of bed is a feat and a half! Then, I found the remote, course I was facing the wall the pillow end of the bed was raised, so I could not reach the bars to pull myself over, and I needed to see the seat I keep the remotes on with the iPad. Eventually, after about 30 minutes of struggling I managed to see the seat, so I put the remote on it, then I tried reaching the bed remote which has a large clip on it so you can hang it on the chair or bed. Well, hanging it on the bed is useless when I cannot reach it, then again hanging it on my disabled chair was dumb as well - I couldn't reach that either!

The trouble with me is, and my wife is always saying this "You try to be too much independent, even when you know you cannot do things anymore!" - it is true, I would so much like to do more, even if was just being able to help my wife sometimes, but even stupid things like trying to put a sock on my foot, should be easy - but I make a "Pig's ear out of that as well", I tried doing that today I must of spent 20 minutes or so trying to align my foot in to the sock, then my foot would move!! It's gets so frustrating sometimes its unreal. To me putting a sock on a foot should be easy, but my feet, ankles and legs are all swollen, I can hardly bend them, if I do I have to watch it doesn't cause a cramp, I want to do things but my body does everything wrong to what my brain tells it to do. I lost one sock this morning, got my toes in it then the foot flung out and my sock flew out in to the hallway!!! In the end I gave up because it was just taking too long for me to get dressed.

Apart from that, it's not too bad today - at least it's warmer! Well, it is in Gloucester - I noticed they are getting it already for the huge Rugby do that's taking place soon, pity the center of Gloucester is dead, most shops say "TO LET", basically, they have moved the center to the docks, mind you it is nice there but, a long way from the center.

Regards,

Les.

i spend most of my days with nothing on my feet because i am not flexiable enough to reach and get socks or tights on  . i can some times bring my leg up to the side on the bed and get a sock on but like you say you risk getting cramp or worse still siactica

..its so blooming frustrating i just want to cry i only want to be able to dress myself its not much to ask 

i can only reach my right toe nails to to cut them i cant do my left because it means reaching over then down just dont have the reach

this causes a lot of tears for me becasue like most of us i am firecely independant  and want to do things for myself so glad that someone else understands the frustration of it all .

When I was first struggling with ME my short term memory was so bad. I was talking to my mum on the phone and I'd been using herbs and things. I said 'I think my eyesight's getting better', then we creased up when I realised I was wearing my new glasses! Hehehe 

Hehehe Les, I don't think I've done the trying to rub my eyes with my glasses on yet, I say yet......

theres no hope for us .

How about a lovely pair of lambskin slippers with the open backs that you can just slip your feet into. I bought some but I've lost them. They're here under the mess somewhere. They're really comfy and warm when it's cold.

Eyeball transplants?

Georgia, please read your pm's..

x

You could be right about no hope when the only thing on our minds is being comfy! 

yes then i have to kick them of after an hour or so becasue i start get to hot and my feet start to itch .the problem is more when i have to go out .you look a bit daft in open toed mule with blue toes in winter .

i like to where boots in winter but its such a struggle with socks and getting my foot in to the boots, i am all hot and bothered and knackered ,by the time iv got them on .

yeah i was always a smart dresser loved my clothes wheather it was deniums or ski pants or dresses i always looked smart and hot now i just hot and knackered .not a good look .

they can do that with the lenses .

Great idea Les, window wipers on our glasses and also a horn to warn us when we're going to bump into someone or something!

You'd think there could be an invention, easy to slip on boots? I've got it, a really hot looking guy to put them on for us, do the chores, make the tea, do the washing? I should be God and re write the Bible! Pow 

I'm only kidding George! 

Here you go Georgia!

Your dream movie or story! 

Click on the small picture for a larger one!

I was bored and playing with effects in Adobe last night, before taking off my glass in bed!

Regards,

Les.

Wow Les incredible, I like the actress playing my part! She should probably look a bit more haggard, less healthy and unkept though? Saved it. 

LOL... actually the proper sized version is a lot bigger and in more detail. If you want it I'll upload it to my Photobucket account. lol

Well, I'm haggered... thats our lives on here! The oldies gang!

if only .  have you watched that gulf war vet story yet . george did found it uplifting .

I'm not in the right place to watch it yet. Too much stuff going on, like nervous breakdown depression type stuff, real life for me things, so I don't want to watch anything to do with war.

The unhealthy rebels from the stone age? 

Should have said the unhealthy rebels fromt he stoned age? 

its not to do with war ,its only the fact that he was a vetren that he sustained his injuries , from being a parachuter

the vid is about his recovery . and the proving the qacks wrong  again

I know but it's my state of mind at the moment. I've been watching silly comedies because it's good for me right now. I'm feeling very sensitive and crying enough.

just leave it then your not getting what i mean ,why would someone winning a battle to walk again and someone so positive make you cry i dont understand . i found my self clapping and shouting for him .

i dont want to fall out over it .it was just nice to see someone trying his best and winning .

 

I suppose perhaps because I don't have much of that kind of fight left. Someone said that their room had no doors and no windows and the room was getting smaller and smaller. I relate more to that.

i feel my world is getting smaller every year i hardly ever go out what with worring about falling or if my stomach is going to kick of in public and also knowing that a 40 min walk around town and home will knacker me .

none of which is encouraging .i just feel trapped like my body has become my prison. 

Me too, but we're not prisoners in our minds, think of Stephen Hawking! The Kind of science. 

yes but he dosent have to fight for the right to his benifits does he.

 He is a fighter and that's what we have to be.

i can fight for others but myself i am just useless 

igo to pieces its the authority figures i feel like a child again 

being threatned and bullied by adults .

Stephen Hawking has just bet £83.30 (A whole weeks highest rate DLA) that the Hadron Collider Experiment will not work.

A whole weeks DLA Stephen?

If it works mate you’re f**d

Yes he'll have to sack his wife! 

We all feel intimidated by autority figures because they can change our lives for the better or worse with their decisions, but they're our lives and we have to fight for them. 

i know but i feel really rung out . with fighting .i did it for years for my son and got no where , i wished i had had him taken into care he would have got the help he needs there . not like now . wasting away with depression and frustration . 

Will pm you.