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GeorgiaS
GeorgiaS

If I could speak for myself I'd say 'Georgia was a complete and utter tw*t and enjoyed every minute of it'.

What's yours?

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  • archemedes
    archemedes GeorgiaS

    Posted

    Here lies Archemedes who's last words were...........

    'An equal amount of sh*t has come out of the ground to put my sh*t in it.'

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG archemedes

      Posted

      Mmmm I did not know you are a politician, Archemedes. Your namesake jumped out of the bath and ran down the street starkers, shouting "where is my towel. I've soap in my eyes"  he had invented soap or understood displacement theory or some such tosh.
    • archemedes
      archemedes mrsmop

      Posted

      The correct spelling is unknown as it was translated from the Greek. I've chosen the least common spelling as I'm from 'Barcelona', like Manuel of John Cleese fond memories. lol cheesygrin 
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG

      Posted

      yes Mrs Mop who did invent soap? Archemedes, Archimedes, his cousin Manuel or some other geezer. Humph, judging by mothers' keenness on cleen knees and behind the ears too, some mother probably.
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      I didn't get that at first but it's actually quite profoud, didn't know you were a professor!
  • georgeGG
    georgeGG GeorgiaS

    Posted

    Georgia, that is just the way to get a torrent of objections. I hold you in far higher esteem. This thread is not for what others, such as I,  would give as your epitaph. Besides given our relative ages I should never see your epitaph. I should be most unhappy if I did, even the polite, happy version - one that you would have deserved.

    It could end as you have stated . . . And enjoyed every minute of it. The first half needs a little more happy work done on it. Not one word of two wheeled projectiles with seat above power source. I am looking forward to a second version, please . . .please.

     

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      And your etipah from me George is 'Lovely bloke who died from over analysing!' cheesygrin
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      There are worse ways to go when there are so many interesting people to love and analyse.

      how about

      Georgia, a two wheeler spirit who flitted faster than a sunbeam.

      ?

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      I like that, yes that'll do! cool

      Yours could be 'Friend of King Kong'. Am I making you wish you hadn't said that yet? lol

  • tiswas24537
    tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

    Posted

    i told you i was sick !.

    or ,i aint finshed yet lol!

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG tiswas24537

      Posted

      They are not going to believe that, surely? 

      not after all the practice they have had

    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      i couldnt remember who said that, i thought it was the guy who played sgt wilson in dads army .. i no he did say something witty .
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