Your epitaph

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If I could speak for myself I'd say 'Georgia was a complete and utter tw*t and enjoyed every minute of it'.

What's yours?

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  • Posted

    Mmmm...Well georgia mine might be...FOR A GOOD TIME......DIG..cheesygrin
    • Posted

      Oh for goodness sake, that's really sick but pretty good! Lol
  • Posted

    Mmmm...Well georgia mine might be...FOR A GOOD TIME......DIG..cheesygrin
  • Posted

    or it could be...HE LIVED WITH HIS WIFE FOR FIFTY YEARS,,AND DIED IN THE CONFIDENT HOPE OF A BETTER LIFE..cheesygrin
    • Posted

      Ah no no no that's even sicker! Glad I'm not married to you! eek
    • Posted

      Sorry Georgia.Was just trying to give you a wee smile for today..I suppose my Epitaph should be...Here lies an Atheist...All dressed up and nowhere to go...redface
    • Posted

      You did give me a smile; I just have a northern sense of humour and it gets the better of me sometimes. cheesygrin

      My etiphah could be 'Died from being Northern but ok now being buried south.

    • Posted

      in a comedy programe i have on dvd 

      in loving memory 

      there was this one mentioned i thought was good ,

      tara granddad the north lost a good one when you went west ,

  • Posted

    Mine I think would have to be ,

    Here lies milly the little imp.

    who could put an imp,

    into anything and everything/xx

     

    • Posted

      I would search the box carefully for a screwdriver. You never do know with imps.
    • Posted

      Milly if you're going to Impify everyone you could run the government? More fun for everyone. razz
    • Posted

      Oh george didnt you know ,we little imps get into all sorts of places large and small. twisted
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      Ok Georgia,Lets say I will take us to the highest level ,of impishness by becoming her Royal Highness The Impudentess..I will therefore enroll you as my second in command ,George ,you can be my Guardimpudent,,but you have to work well in your jobs ,otherwise you are no longer needed ..and will be replaced immediately ,without a doubt ,this Imp does not bear fools easily twisted
    • Posted

      Not to worry your Great High Impishness, we will raise you up on. Our shoulders to show how well we bear fools, your Impishness Ma'am.
    • Posted

      Millly I think we need an Imp conference because George might just get more Impish than us and that cannot be allowed you Impudentness! cool
    • Posted

      Well George,

      That could be very nice ,of you to lift me up onto your shoulders ,remember Imps has said .......you will immediately be done away with ,your term will have expired ..soooooooooooooooooooooooooo twisted

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      I have run up the arch of a bridge and that puts me on top. I am his Impishness the even greater Imp and you are dropping fast razz very fast indeed - yimpy yimpy yimp. Gotcha frown he he he he
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      Meanwhile apprentice Imp snuck up behind you while Impudentness was keeping you busy talking and stole your car! cheesygrin
    • Posted

      You can speak for yourself on getting into large and small bits! Lol

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