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GeorgiaS
GeorgiaS

If I could speak for myself I'd say 'Georgia was a complete and utter tw*t and enjoyed every minute of it'.

What's yours?

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  • GeorgiaS
    GeorgiaS

    Posted

    Didn't like it here anyway! Tougue out. 
  • GeorgiaS
    GeorgiaS

    Posted

    I beat you to it, finally I've won a race!
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      WHAT ! Georgia racing in a Hilman Imp. REDICULOUS. I had better get astride a two wheeler Imp 500cc 
    • millyimp_1322
      millyimp_1322 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really ,welllllllllllllllllllllll now lets see just how far you can run .......you really do have to be quicker thqn quick to get to the end before this little imp twisted
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      I know, my parents had one!!! Why do you think I turned to motobikes in despair! cry
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS millyimp_1322

      Posted

      When I was a Brownie I was an Imp, yeah, yeah!!!!! And I was a primrose in the guides so there's a soft side somewhere but it the Loch Ness Monster.Ruuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      The Loch Ness monster finds English maidens particularly tasty after a merry chase through the heather.
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      But can Loch Ness monsters actually run on heather George? You need to thing thinkgs though or ask Les for help. I'm feeling sorry right now. Well a bit.
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Had enough of the game for now? It is just a thin veneer over real life. I hope the weather gets warmer soon. Then you might be able to get your bike going.
    • archemedes
      archemedes georgeGG

      Posted

      Yes, particularly as we are off on holiday next Friday for a fortnight.

      We are yearning to return to our Geocaching which we were forced to abandon for the winter.

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      Nope, I can't deal with the grief about my best friend dying, it's like I've been run over by a massive truck, Don't ask if you don't want to know.
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      A holiday sounds like just what you need. I hope you have a wonderful one and get refreshed and make sure you have some fun! Yes. razz
    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Well I'm certainly going to TRY and relax. The problem is that I don't think that relaxation is in my nature. cool

       

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      Your etiphah 'Didn't die from being relaxed, in fact he's coming back in a minute!' cheesygrin

      I'm not good at relaxing either since ME

    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Ah yes, well there are millions of people in just about every country in the world who hide things, sometimes in their own county and other times in other countries.

      When they hide whatever it is they take the grid coordinates of that particular thing (which may incidentally be as small as 1/2" long, or larger) and camouflage it. Within that article the place a piece of paper which we call a log sheet.

      The idea is that when we get the grid reference we have to go to that general area, and then find whatever it is that has been hidden. When we find it we complete the log sheet and rehide it for the next seeker.

      It really is great fun, very inexpensive to do, and it gets us to places not often visited by tourists and the like.

      If you want to know more just look up Geocaching on Google and you will find out everything about it.

      By the way, you do not need a dedicated GPS to do this as a standard Android phone or iphone will do the job.

      It really is good clean fun and great exercise. 

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      And politicians hide lots of money! Could you find that? razz
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      A massive truck sounds more deadly than a tiny van but dead is dead whatever the size of the vehicle that does the clobbering. We are really talking of impressions not logic. Being flattened by a tiny van does not feel deadly at all.

      Yes Georgia, I do want to know. Please tell me about your grief, why it has hit you so very hard. Your best friend must have been very special. You are also feeling more than more sorry a bit. Yes, I do wish to know.

    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Yes, we have found money but whether it originally belonged to politcians I have no idea. It has bought us the occasional ice cream but not enough to make much of a difference.

      I once found a 1/2 carat diamond and another time an ancient solid gold coin in the middle of a forest, but that doesn't happen every day.

      We just do it because it is a cheap hobby. cheesygrin

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      In a mattress, Switzerland, Lichtenstein, UK ! 
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      I've been through grief before, it always hits me hard but this time I'm shattered by it!
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      He was my mentor, or as he used to call himself my mental, funny yorkshireman.
    • archemedes
      archemedes georgeGG

      Posted

      Sorry George, we've not found any stuffed mattresses, but we have found many foreigners snooping around the most unlikely places, for example we came across a couple of Germans looking most suspicious walking round and round a very large tree in Nottingham. From what I gleaned from my broken German and their unintelligible English they thought Rubin Hod lived in that vicinity!
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG archemedes

      Posted

      Nice that they were art lovers and collected memorabilia from World War I. Their English can't have been that bad if you learned so much.
    • archemedes
      archemedes georgeGG

      Posted

      The Rubin Hod bit was the giveaway.....You lost me when your referred to WW1 memorabilia.  
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      My friend Roy goes metal detecting and he gave me and my sister each a coin, American with a buffalow on one side and an American Indian mans face on the other side. Incredible coins and that he'd part with them.
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      If it was politicians money it would have been worth more than an ice cream, better luck next time! Try digging in Swiss banks?
    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      I've never tried that before although I have seen them on Time Team and also combing the beaches on the south coast in the morning - looks absorbing.

      Roy sounds like a good friend to you, and it's warming to hear that he gave you what I assume were some of his precious finds.

      We tend to only go seeking items that have been deliberately planted by others, and only occasionally find interesting things that have been dropped by accident.

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      He is a very dear person and gave me some stamps from the year of my birth on my birthday because he knows I used to collect stamps. The Queen was a lot prettier then and not scowling! Oops sorry your majesty if you're reading this. Humbly curtsies. 
    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Her Elizabethship can afford to scowl - its cheap.

      But can she feel the pain of her people - I doubt it, because she wears armour manufactured from pure gold.

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      Pure mercury I would have thought, she frightens children! eek Have you seen her on her walkabouts, (how that must hurt) frightening children?
    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      i think we were all a lot prettier when we were younger and had less to scowel at .hehehehe
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG tiswas24537

      Posted

      Yes Tiswas, if only there was not so much to scowl at I should be ever so pretty. redface
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG GeorgiaS

      Posted

      . . . but Georgia forgot she was wearing high heals with her biker leathers and promptly fell over.
    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      It gives me great solace when I think that her Elizabethship may also suffer from haemorrhoids, and occasionally may have to expose her 'derriere' to her physician.

      Having said that, I would not wish her any ill, as I know only too well how  expensive private medicine can be, especially all the 'pluming' stuff.!

    • archemedes
      archemedes

      Posted

      That should read all the 'Plumbing stuff'.

      We really do need the ability to edit/correct our posts.

      It is the most fundamental but necessary facility.

    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 georgeGG

      Posted

      me to .i used to have a permenant scrowl as a child ,do think i knew stuff even then abot how unfair and wrong the world was .i some times wonder dont think theres one photo of me any where with a smile .

      folk would say smile and i would think why rolleyes 

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS tiswas24537

      Posted

      You're smiling now though sometimes aren't you and using humour as a cushion. Keep on doing that, you're finding you and you're so loveable! razz And don't be afraid to cry either.
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      Well said Archy! It's quite ridiculous that we can't. The
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS

      Posted

      There you go, a good example, my hand accidently touched a key that stopped me writing my message and I'm not an internet wizzard so I don't know which key does that. My hands get tired and naturally just get lower and lower onto the keys and I mess things up.
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS

      Posted

      What I was going to say is that the things we say here stay here forever. We can't ask you to remove what we've just said because you won't mods!
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      Such a hard life for our poor Lizzy! lol I actually really do think that, people aren't supposed to have so much money with no power! cheesygrin
    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      Thanks for the accident George! I'll have to get my heels fixed now. Sheesh. rolleyes
    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      I STILL dont smile on photos ,if someone makes me laugh thats ok but i just cant stand there and smile i feel stupid . 

      hows your tooth by the way . ?

    • archemedes
      archemedes

      Posted

      Anyway, I really don't know why we have the House of Hanover (Germans) as our royal family, when a Scottish family could have done the job just as well, or even better - we could even have had GeorgeGG as our King - King GeorgeGG VII sounds good to me. cheesygrin

       

    • tiswas24537
      tiswas24537 GeorgiaS

      Posted

      to be honest the way goverment is right now i would rather the royals ran the country .
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG archemedes

      Posted

      O Archemedes ( I think the Greeks used the vocotive case) I am disappointed. I thought you had found a new use for a bunch of feathers/
    • georgeGG
      georgeGG archemedes

      Posted

      Ok Archemedes you were up to speed with Rubens but not used to coal fires.

      Hod = coal scuttle = Snyde British description of German WW1 military helmet.

      OK groans all round - one . . . Two . . . Three . . . GROAN 

      GEE thanks. confused 

    • archemedes
      archemedes georgeGG

      Posted

      I thank you sir for the explanation.

      Your wit is as sharp as a Samurai's daishō.

      Just for the record 'Ruben Hod' = 'Robin Hood' (Big tree/ Sherwood etc., etc) cheesygrin

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS archemedes

      Posted

      I think you were hoodwinked Arch because historians and scientists analysing his remains have come to the conclusion that he didn't have a big tree. Maybe that's why he had to overcomensate? cheesygrin
    • archemedes
      archemedes GeorgiaS

      Posted

      Couldn't have been any smaller than Napoleon's 'tree' which the French say was a mere sapling at 1.5 inches.

      They say that Marie Walewska had nothing to complain about when it 'blossomed', but that is open to conjecture.

      What Marie did have was a large beaver, which was cultivated as a partner to Napoleon's pet ferret. cheesygrin

    • georgeGG
      georgeGG archemedes

      Posted

      Yes, georgia is right. He gobbled up Europe in compensatory eating. 

      The removal of a pair of organs while he was Prince of Elba might have saved Welington the trouble of Waterloo.

    • GeorgiaS
      GeorgiaS georgeGG

      Posted

      Oh it was no trouble for Wellington because his tree was a mere seed so he had to find something to do. cheesygrin
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